The Return of a Classic
Long story short… I started on a blog titled “Down With Decorum.” Very early on, I changed the name to “Anything But Theist.” Why? It’s listed higher alphabetically, and in those days, many blog rolls...
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Republican Platform for 2112
No gays on MarsNo funds for cities “under water” due to “Global Warming”Repeal the national grenade/land mine/missile banOutlaw clone-on-clone sexCut funding for search for extraterrestrial...
View ArticleSaturday Reflection 7/14/12
Isn’t it a strange coincident that those who believe in ghosts see ghosts, those who believe in leprechauns see leprechauns, those who believe in dragons see dragons, those who believe in demons see...
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Getting to Know Romney
The Republican primary race has produced a rare outcome: a major party presidential candidate has not been properly vetted.We’ll be learning a lot about Mitt Romney in the coming months, because...
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Monday Rule: War
No nation should ever start a war, and a nation should only enter one in order to end it.
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Clearing Up Some Misunderstandings About Romney
Mitt Romney won’t release his tax forms, not because he’s afraid it will prevent him from getting elected, but because it might mean he gets jail time.Mitt Romney only invested in aborted fetus removal...
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Marrying a Dog
I would never marry either of my dogs. It’s not that I’m against a person marrying their dog, it’s just that the two dogs I have are not my type. They’re cool to hang out with, but I just don’t think...
View ArticleTop Ten: Weird Search Terms That Have Led People To My [Old] Blog
10. gay loincloth9. fuck the military!!! I want out8. the virgin mary idol is a whore7. yuppie welfare done best6. show us ya willie and tits5. big dick white men4. sex addict quotes3. how can someone...
View ArticleRape Jokes Are Still Funny
When I was watching the Daily Show last night and Louis C.K. talked about the Daniel Tosh rape joke incident, I had a few epiphanies.The first is that he was dead-on about one thing: some people think...
View ArticleWednesday Word: Religionista
Religionista: someone who wears their religious affiliation with too much pride
View ArticleTolerance is Bullshit
I don’t believe in tolerance. I believe in liking some people, disliking others, and making no secret of either. I think it’s a simple philosophy, and it’s much more honest stance than “tolerance.”I...
View ArticleGod, Hallucinogens, and Disillusionment
One the strangest paradoxes of religion is that believers say religion must be based on faith, but they also have all sorts of “evidence” that always amounts to nothing more than tired old fallacies....
View ArticleThe Several Adventures of Hugh, Part 9
[Continued from the eight parts still posted at Anything But Theist.]Walker walked out onto the balcony before a cheering crowd. A magistrate in flowing purple robes stood holding a large metal rod.As...
View ArticleThe Batman Slayings: First Impressions
What do we know? A man went to a midnight showing of the “The Dark Knight Rises,” left through the front emergency exit door once in the theater, left the door propped open, armed himself with an...
View ArticleThree Remarks It’s Too Soon to Make in Good Taste
Not that good taste would ever stop me...1. As if we needed another reason to watch pirated movies at home rather than pay to see them in a theater.2. What kind of parent brings their 6-month-old to a...
View ArticleSaturday Reflection 7/21/12
Childhood Leukemia is proof that if God exists, He hates us very much.
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